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From an e-mail:

Question 1:
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>If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
>were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
>syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

>Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

>Question 2:
>It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
>Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?

Candidate A.
>Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
>He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


>Candidate B.
>He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
>college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

>Candidate C

>He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
> an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.


>Which of these candidates would be our choice?

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>Decide first... , then scroll down for the response.
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>Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
>Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
>Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
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>And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
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>If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
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>Never be afraid to try something new.
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>Amateurs...built the ark.
>Professionals...built the Titanic
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>And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
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>* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
>* 7 have been arrested for fraud
>* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
>* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupte d at least 2 businesses
>* 3 have done time for assault
>* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
>* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
>* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
>* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
>* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
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>It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

>The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
>keep the rest of us in line.

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Disclaminer---I have not verified this. Just a fun thing. May be true. May not be. But some of it probably is. bdb