1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 16 work
>boots.
>
>2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
>magazine and some back-issues of NRA magazine.
>
>3. Put several giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines;
>include a deer thigh-bone.
>
>4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
>
>Hey Duke,
>
>Big Jim, Slammer, Gravedigger, and me went for more hollow-point ammo.
>Back in a few minutes. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked
>the mailman this morning and they messed him up real bad. I don't
>think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell because of all the
blood.
>
>It took Bobbi-Jo hours to clean up the sidewalk. Anyways, I locked all
>four of 'em up in the house so you better wait outside. They're kinda
spooked.
>
>We'll be right back.
>
>Bubba
>====================
Hope ya'll enjoy. I got this e-mail...thought it was funny.
We use the word Bubba alot down south here.
Do you know any Bubbas?
bdb
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Pebbles1980
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maymae
Sep 23, 2007 | 10:07 AM |
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I am still cogitating about this info. I rather doubt if anything I say will change a heart or a life, but one never knows.
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