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SILLY JOKES

Oct 22, 2008 | 5:43 PM
Category: Entertainment

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JUST JOKES

1.How do you prevent a summer cold? Catch it in the winter.

2.If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor? Silver ware.

3.What bird can lift the most? A crane.

4.What did one elevator say to the other? I think I'm coming down with something.

5.What did Tennessee? The same thing that Arkansas. What did Delaware? Her New Jersey.

6.What has a lot of keys but can't open any doors? A piano.

7.Why did the doughnut shop close? The owner got tired of the (w)hole business.

8.How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards.

9..How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.

10.What can you hold without ever touching it? A conversation.

11.What clothes does a house wear? Address.

12.What country makes you shiver? Chile

I hope this brought a few laughs for everyone! :)

16 Comments | Add a Comment

Oct 22, 2008 | 7:10 PM

cowboyswife58

Oct 22, 2008 | 8:06 PM

Those are pretty good!

Bellafisk

Oct 22, 2008 | 8:20 PM

Those were so silly they were funny.

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cowboyswife58

Oct 22, 2008 | 8:33 PM

And that senor graphic is just about to hypnotize me LOL.

Back2Nature

Oct 22, 2008 | 8:52 PM

HAHAHAHA Thanks,I'm glad you all liked them.

Hey cowboyswife,I like your new Halloween avie!! :)

ClaraBell

Oct 22, 2008 | 8:56 PM

Man that pic reminds me of a strobe light I had like 30 years ago...LOL. Cool avie CBW:)

Bellafisk

Oct 22, 2008 | 10:53 PM

Yours rocks too B2N.

WOODOG

Oct 23, 2008 | 1:11 PM

i liked em thanks

Back2Nature

Oct 23, 2008 | 1:25 PM

Hey Bella thanks, I think yours rocks, too! :)

WOODOG, Thanks, I'm glad you liked them! :)

jamerson34

Oct 23, 2008 | 3:15 PM

Great Post!

It is so refreshing to read something that does not revolve around politics.

cowboyswife58

Oct 23, 2008 | 4:01 PM

Thank you back2 and Clara.
Its just for the trick or treaters lol.

Back2Nature

Oct 23, 2008 | 4:42 PM

Thanks jamerson, Everyone needs to have some kind of humor in their daily lives and I am always glad to share a post like this. :)

ted-mania

Oct 23, 2008 | 5:16 PM

what's high in the middle and round on both ends?

OHIO...........

how do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it...............

ok......that's my contribution........don't everyone groan at once..........

Back2Nature

Oct 23, 2008 | 6:06 PM

LOL ted, I thought those were really very funny!!
Thanks for your funny contribution!! :)

cowboyswife58

Oct 23, 2008 | 7:54 PM

LOL I have an addition and yea its a little lame but it is cute and is tellable to the younger ones...
Whats invisible and smells like carrots?
?
?
?
?
Answer: bunny farts
See..I told ya it was a little lame LOL.
And ted I'm gonna re-tell the unique joke thank you very much LOL.

Back2Nature

Oct 23, 2008 | 8:37 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Now THAT was TOOOOOO funny, cowboyswife!!!!! :)

You all are welcome to add your funnies right along with mine, anytime!!! :)

Thanks for sharing,cowboyswife!! :)

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