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I Hope You Had a Better One
Jan 12, 2008 | 6:57 PM
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One morning a man woke up on his birthday and rushed down to the kitchen expecting a special breakfast and warm birthday greetings from his wife and children. Instead, he was met with the usual drab “good morning” and dry bowl of cereal.

 

As his children walked out the door to go to school, neither of them mentioned his birthday. His wife also breezed out the door without saying a word about his birthday.

 

Although the man was disappointed his family had forgotten about his birthday, he looked forward to getting to the office where he was sure his co-workers would have a huge cake and throw the usual pot luck birthday lunch like they did for everyone else’s birthdays.

 

Lunch came and went and there was no cake, no pot luck, and not a word about the man’s birthday. He didn’t even receive a telephone call from his parents.

 

Around 5:00 someone slid an envelope under his door. Excitedly he retrieved a card from the envelope which read, “Happy Birthday! Want to come to my place and have a drink?” The card was signed by his sexy secretary.

 

The man told his secretary he’d be happy to have a drink with her after work.

 

After they got to his secretary’s apartment, his secretary suggested she slip into something more comfortable and that he make himself at home while she was in the other room.

 

As she walked out of the room she lowered to lights to where he could barely see. He quickly stripped off all of his clothes except his socks and underwear and sat down on the couch. From the other room his secretary cooed, “Are you ready?”

 

Proudly spreading his arms across the back of the couch he answered, “Whenever you are.”

 

About that time the lights came up and “Happy Birthday” echoed throughout the room. There in front of him stood his entire family including his parents, wife, and kids, all of his co-workers and most of his friends.

 

I hope you had a better birthday than this guy did.

 

Happy Birthday I_S!

Bugs

 

Footnote: This is an old joke so don’t be surprised if you've heard a different version.

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Bugs read my blog view my photos
Jan 12, 2008 | 7:24 PM

I’ve just been informed by the peanut gallery that this joke is what’s known as a “groaner” so it’s OK to roll your eyes up in your head and groan instead of laughing.
Infectious_Sense read my blog view my photos
Jan 13, 2008 | 1:22 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA @ BUGS!!

Thank you SO much!! Yes - I had a better one - I slept all day - then went to work - but I would take going to work over what happened to that guy ANY day!!!
Bugs read my blog view my photos
Jan 14, 2008 | 5:08 AM

You’re welcome. I don’t know why this joke has stuck around in the back of my head for so many years. I guess it’s just so typical male.

I’m glad you had a good one…or at least a better one than this guy.
putonyourbigpants read my blog view my photos
Jan 16, 2008 | 7:11 AM

LMAO I knew that if I shook the bottle long enough, it would spew all over the place. Now go clean yourself up and when you’re sober get back to me.


3yrs sober @#!$ bite...you have shaken no bottle, only whats left of your gray matter, just enough to launch the flimsiest assault known to man....As far as being a Christian goes....you have missed a few chapters yourself...there are many different levels of Christians....they all have their purposes....There are necessary evils of the world that need tending to....I have no Idea what bracket I fall in, to defend against it, but one thing is obvious...apparently you have not read up on this...or as usual, choose not to....either way, makes no difference, if you want to put all Christians in the "turn the other cheek" tattoo doormat on the forehead, push over kind of people, go rita head buddy. Read up on St. Michael, Joshua, Babylonia, and the entire book of Revalations....cause you missed the boat....Neocons in the political world usualy refers to Jews in leadership rolls in the corporate, and political circles....yet you use the name as a dirty cuss word and use Jesus in the same conversation....Who is the real Dumb Ass...its ok, you can step forward...everyone around here knows it anyway, just too nice to say it...Im not a nice person....im an practical thinking person,....and you Mr. P-Body....with your I love NY button and your Hitlar posters hidden some where, Are a pompass pin head trying to make waves in an ocean that only God can control....SO YOU BE THE ONE TO DEAL WITH IT, AND DONT CRUSH YOU NUTS NEXT TIME YOUR
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People are great! I love animals. Humor is very important as are tolerance and compassion. The “Golden Rule’ is good and “There but for the grace of God go I,” is true. My faith defines who I am as a person. I always learn a lot more when I’m listening than when I’m talking. Sometimes my humor and fingers run ahead of my brain so if I ever personally offend anyone, please smack me upside the head and tell me so. One of my all time favorite quotes is from the television show “Frasier”. “Civilization's not going to progress one iota unless someone points out when peoples' manners are remiss.” Daphne Moon. If I had to choose a movie which most paralleled my life, I’d be torn between Prince’s “Purple Rain” and “Forest Gump”. "Feather" from "Forest Gump" and "Purple Rain" are the theme songs posted on my "about me" page at my website. My life has been a wild and adventurous ride filled with laughter, pain, glamour, heartache, and joy. From one minute to the next, life never seems to be the same as the day before. I’m the epitome of narcissism and try to remain humble. Feel free to comment at any time, just, in the words of a popular blogger, “keep it real”. I’m here to have fun; please do the same.

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