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First Graders are pretty creative===huh?

Subject: Fw: 1st Grade Assignment: Finish The
> Proverb
>
> A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students
> in her class. She
> presented each child in her classroom the 1st half
> of a well-known proverb
> and asked them to come up with the remainder of the
> proverb. It's hard to
> believe these were actually done by first graders.
> Their insight may
> surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that
> these are first-graders,
> 6-year-olds!!!
>
>
>
> 1.
> Don't change horses
> until they stop running.
> 2.
> Strike while the
> bug is close.
> 3.
> It's always darkest before
> Daylight Saving Time.
> 4.
> Never underestimate the power of
> termites.
> 5.
> You can lead a horse to water but
> How?
> 6.
> Don't bite the hand that
> looks dirty.
> 7.
> No news is
> impossible
> 8.
> A miss is as good as a
> Mr.
> 9.
> You can't teach an old dog new
> Math
> 10.
> If you lie down with dogs, you'll
> stink in the morning.
> 11.
> Love all, trust
> Me.
> 12.
> The pen is mightier than the
> pigs.
> 13.
> An idle mind is
> the best way to relax.
> 14.
> Where there's smoke there's
> pollution.
> 15.
> Happy the bride who
> gets all the presents.
> 16.
> A penny saved is
> not much.
> 17.
> Two's company, three's
> the Musketeers.
> 18.
> Don't put off till tomorrow what
> you put on to go to bed.
> 19.
> Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
> You have to blow your nose.
> 20.
> There are none so blind as
> Stevie Wonder.
> 21.
> Children should be seen and not
> spanked or grounded.
> 22.
> If at first you don't succeed
> get new batteries.
> 23.
> You get out of something only what you
>
> See in the picture on the box
> 24.
> When the blind lead the blind
> get out of the way.
> 25.
> A bird in the hand
> is going to poop on you.
> And the WINNER and last one!
>
> 26.
> Better late than
> Pregnant