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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers,

 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases: In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s , they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' the young boy queried... 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

 This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
 
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes
Through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree,Mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but Reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A

Christmas tree?' the young girl asked curiously... 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'

 

I am going to try this with my grandkids.

 

Tough Love vs. Spanking - Good Argument

Most of the American populace thinks it improper to spank children,
so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of  'those moments.'

One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk.

Some say it's the vibration from the car, others say it's the time away from any distractions
such as TV, Video Games, Computer, IPod, etc.

Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car ride together.  
Eye to eye contact helps a lot too

I've included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son,
in case you would like to use the technique.

Sincerely,
Your Friend

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This works with grandchildren,
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I wanted to send this article from Huntley Brown - a fabulous concert pianist, a man of God and a black man. I appreciate so much his reasoning for not voting for Obama. I would like to see his article published or spread out via Email to as many as possible. It's good stuff! 






Why I Can't Vote For Obama 
By Huntley Brown 



Dear Friends, A few months ago I was asked for my perspective on Obama, I sent out an email with a few points. With the election just around the corner I decided to complete my perspective. Those of you on my e-list have seen some of this before but it's worth repeating... 

First I must say whoever wins the election will have my prayer support. Obama needs to be commended fo r his accomplishments but I need to explain why I will not be voting for him. 

Many of my friends process their identity through their blackness. I process my identity through Christ. Being a Christian (a Christ follower) means He leads I follow. I can't dictate the terms He does because He is the leader. 

I can't vote black because I am black; I have to vote Christian because that's who I am. Christian first, black second.  Neither should anyone from the other ethnic groups vote because of ethnicity. 200 years from now I won't be asked if I was black or white. I will be asked if I knew Jesus and accepted Him as Lord and Savior. 

In an election there are many issues to consider but when a society gets abortion, same-sex marriage, embryonic stem-cell research, human cloning to name a few, wrong economic concerns will soon not matter.  ;

We need to follow Martin Luther King's words, don't judge someone by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. I don't know Obama so all I can go off is his voting record. His voting record earned him the title of the most liberal senator in the US Senate in 2007. 

NATIONAL JOURNAL: Obama: Most Liberal Senator in 2007 (01/31/2008) 

To beat Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton as the most liberal senator, takes some doing. Obama accomplished this feat in 2 short years. I wonder what would happen to America if he had four years to work with. 

There is a reason Planned Parenthood gives him a 100 % rating. There is a reason t he homosexual community supports him. There is a reason Ahmadinejad, Chavez, Castro, Hamas etc. love him. Ther e is a reason he said he would nominate liberal judges to the Supreme Court. There is a reason he voted against the infanticide bill. There is a reason he voted No on the constitutional ban of same-sex marriage. There is a reason he voted No on banning partial birth abortion. There is a reason he voted No on confirming Justices Roberts and Alito. These two judges are conservatives and they have since overturned partial birth abortion. The same practice Obama wanted to continue. 

Let's take a look at the practice he wanted to continue 

The 5 Step Partial Birth Abortion procedures: 

A. Guided by ultrasound, the abortionist grabs the baby's leg with forceps. (Remember this is a live baby) 
B. The baby's leg is pulled out into the birth canal. 
C. The abortionist delivers the baby's entire body, except for the head. 
D. The abortionist jams scissors into the baby's skull. The scissors are then opened to enlarge the hole. 
E. The scissors are removed and a suction catheter is inserted. The child's brains are sucked out, causing the skull to collapse. The dead baby is then removed. 

God help him. There is a reason Obama opposed the parental notification law. 

Think about this:  You can't give a kid an aspirin without parental notification but that same kid can have an abortion without parental notification. This is insane. 

There is a reason he went to Jeremiah Wright's church for 20 years. 

Obama tells us he has good judgment but he sat under Jeremiah Wright t eaching for 20 years. Now he is condemning Wright's sermons. I wonder why now? 

Obama said Jeremiah Wright led him to the Lord and discipled him. A disciple is one in training. Jesus told us in Matthew 28:19 - 20 "Go and make disciples of all nations." This means reproduce yourself. Teach people to think like you, walk like you; talk like you believe what you believe etc. The question I have is what did Jeremiah Wright teach him? 

Would you support a White President who went to a church which has tenets that said they have a ...

1. Commitment to the White Community 
2. Commitment to the White Family 
3. Adhe rence to the White Work Ethic 
4. Pledge to make the fruits of all developing and acquired skills available to the White Community. 
5. Pledge to Allocate Regularly, a Portion of Personal Resources for Strengthening and Supporting White Institutions 
6. Pledge allegiance to all White leadership who espouse and embrace the White Value System 
7. Personal commitment to embracement of the White Value System. 

Would you support a President who went to a church like that? 

Just change the word from white to black and you have the tenets of Obama's former church.   If President Bush was a member of a church like this, he would be called a racist. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton would have been marching outside. 

This kind of church is a racist church. Obama did not wake up after 20 years and just discovered he went to a racist church.  The church can't be about race.  Jesus did not come for any particular race. He came for the whole world. 

A church can't have a value system based on race. The churches value syste m has to be based on biblical mandate. It does not matter if it¢s a white church or a black church it's still wrong.  Anyone from either race that attends a church like this would never get my vote. 

Obama's former Pastor Jeremiah Wright is a disciple of liberal theologian James Cone, author of the 1970 book A Black Theology of Liberation. Cone once wrote: "Black theology refuses to accept a God who is not identified totally with the goals of the black community. If God is not for us and against white people, then he is a murderer, and we had better kill him.

Cone is the man Obama's mentor looks up to. Does Obama believe this? 

So what does all this mean for the nation? 

In the past when the Lord brought someone with the beliefs of Obama to lead a nation it meant one thing - judgment. 

Read 1 Samuel 8 when Israel asked for a king. First God says in 1 Samuel 8:9 "Now listen to them; but warn them solemnly and let them know what the king who will reign over them will do." 

Then God says 

1 Samuel 8:18 " When that day comes, you will cry out for relief from the king you have chosen, and the LORD will not answer you in that day." 19 But the people refused to listen to Samuel. "No!" they said. "We want a king over us. 20 Then we will be like all the other nations, with a king to lead us and to go out before us and fight our battles."  21 When Samuel heard all that the people said, he repeated it before the LORD. 22 The LORD answered, "Listen to them and give them a king." 

Here is what we know for sure. 

God is not schizophrenic 

He would not tell one person to vote for Obama and one to vote for McCain. As the scripture says, a city divided against itself cannot stand, so obviously many people are not hearing from God. 

Maybe I am the one not hearing but I know God does not change and Obama contradicts many things I read in scripture so I doubt it. 

For all my friends who are voting for Obama can you really look God in the face and say; Father based on your wor d, I am voting for Obama even though I know he will continue the genocidal practice of partial birth abortion. He might have to nominate three or four Supreme Court justices, and I am sure he will be nominating liberal judges who will be making laws that are against you.  I also know he will continue to push for homosexual rights, even though you destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for this.  I know I can look the other way because of the economy. 

I could not see Jesus agreeing with many of Obama's positions. Finally I have two questions for all my liberal friends. 

Since we know someone's value system has to be placed on the nation, 

1. Whose value system should be placed on the nation. 

2.  Who should determine that this is the right value system for the nation? 

Blessings, Huntley Brown

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Funny Anti-Obama Pictures

 Why is all of this going unnoticed by the media????  They send 1000 reporters to Alaska to dig up something on Sarah palin and they have this right in front of their eyes!
     

From Dreams of My Father:'I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.'
 From Dreams of My Father : 'I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother's race.'
 From Dreams of My Father:'There was something about him that made me wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And white.'
 From Dreams of My Father: 'It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to! strike out and name names.'
 From Dreams of My Father:'I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, son of Africa , that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself , the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela.'
 
And FINALLY the Most Damning one of ALL of them!!!
From Audacity of Hope:'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.'
 * If you have never forwarded an e-mail, now is the time to Do so!!! We CANNOT have someone with this type of mentality running our GREAT nation!!  I don't care whether you a Democrat or a Conservative. We CANNOT turn ourselves over to this type of character in a President. PLEASE help spread the word

'Twas the Night Before Elections...' 'Twas the night before elections And all through the town Tempers were flaring Emotions all up and down! I, in my bathrobe With a cat in my lap Had cut off the TV Tired of political crap. When all of a sudden There arose such a noise I peered out of my window Saw Obama and his boys They had come for my wallet They wanted my pay To give to the others Who had not worked a day! He snatched up my money And quick as a wink Jumped back on his bandwagon As I gagged from the stink He then rallied his henchmen Who were pulling his cart I could tell they were out To tear my country apart! On Fannie, on Freddie, On Biden and Ayers! On Acorn, On Pelosi' He screamed at the pairs! They took off for his cause And as he flew out of sight I heard him laugh at the nation Who wouldn't stand up and fight! So I leave you to think On this one final note- 

IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

Lobster anyone?

Trick Or Treat

Plot To Kidnap Obama Discovered

The Aging of Presidents
Much has been said about the aging of the President of the United States during their terms in office.  Below are just a few examples (pictures on the left were taken their first year in office, pictures on the right were taken during their last year in office):
Dwight Eisenhower

Woodrow Wilson



Richard Nixon

Ronald Reagan

Bill Clinton

George W. Bush

And now with state of the art computer imaging software, we can see what the future could look like after a term in office:

REGARDING PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION

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