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dizzee from the Colorado site came up with from Gretawire, sort of points out how brainwashed or uncurious his followers are:

Original birth certificate — Not released
Obama/Dunham marriage license — Not released
Soetoro/Dunham marriage license — Not released
Soetoro adoption records — Not released
Besuki School application — Released - where he is named as Barry Soetoro and faith “Islam” on the paperwork
Punahou School records — Not released
Occidental College records — Not released
Passport (Pakistan) — Not released
Columbia College records — Not released
Columbia thesis — Not released - Senior Thesis in 1983 during the height of the Cold War entitled “Russian Nuclear Disarmament”
Harvard College records — Not released
Harvard Law Review articles — None (maybe 1, unsigned?)
Baptism certificate — None
Medical records — Not released
Illinois State Senate records — None
Illinois State Senate schedule — Lost
Law practice client list — Not released
University of Chicago scholarly articles — None

I wonder what he's hiding, the blind Obamatrons should be curious but aren't.

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?"

"That's right," said the lawyer."

"But why are you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin . . ..

What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I'd been hanging out with?"

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ?"

"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"

"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?"

"That's right," said the lawyer."

"But why are you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin . . ..

What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I'd been hanging out with?"

A computer was something on TV
From a science-fiction show of note.
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the father of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And a gig was a job for the nights.
Now they all mean quite different things
And that really megabytes.

An application was for employment,
A program was a TV show,
A cursor used profanity,
And a keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something you lost with age,
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage,
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire,
Hard drive was a long Edsel trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocketknife,
Paste you did with glue.
A web was what the spiders spun
And a virus, well, that was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head.
For I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash,
But when it happens, they wish they were dead!

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.. 

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. 

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating. 

No further testing was considered necessary

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.. 

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. 

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating. 

No further testing was considered necessary

51 Days

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table.

The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed children's jigsaw puzzle. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?"

The blonde who brought in the picture explains, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together.

"The side of the box said 2 to 4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"

Is Obama's version of the Gestapo coming? Do you trust him? I do not.

http://www.newsmax.com/insidecover/obama_security_f
orce/2008/11/10/149787.html?s=al&promo_code=70E5-1<
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Funny video about the presumptuousness of Obama, from Huckabee's show:

http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.
P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be

 found by posing the following question:

 You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small

 children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes

 around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,                 

 praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a

 Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds

 before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

................................................

 Democrat's Answer:

 Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

 Does the man look poor? Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to

 him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does

 my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun

 like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law

 say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

 Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message  does this send to

society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he

definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his

knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

 Should I call 9-1-1?

 Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a

 paint-and-weed day and make this happier, healthier street that

 would discourage such behavior.

 This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends

 for few days and try to come to a consensus.

.....................................................

 Republican's Answer:

 BANG!

 ...................................................
..

 Southerner's Answer:

 BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....

 (sounds of reloading).

 BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

 Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver

 Tips or Hollow Points?

 Son: Can I shoot the next one!

 Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!